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"It’s an honor and an overwhelming compliment, but it’s also a kind of bizarre thing. All of a sudden you’re at these parties and everybody’s famous, and you feel like a loser."
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It’s things like this that make me wish I had a record player.
i like to tell people when i need to go pee
"date a girl who reads!!", "brainy is the new sexy!", "bigger books are better than bigger boobs!"
oh shut the fuck up
date a person who makes you smile, who makes you snort soda out of your nose and still thinks your laugh is cute
not based on how many john green novels they’ve read or episodes of sherlock they’ve watched you petty little fucks
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don’t talk to me about struggle until your headphones only work if you hold them in a certain position
wow what a perfect morning for a run
wow what a perfect morning to go the fuck back to sleep
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